Category: Humor

08/26/05

Permalink Categories: Humor, Right Wing   English (US)

Bus to Crawford Canceled - No One Signed Up

Right Wing

I think this is funny as hell, some Right-wing Nut bag in Brownwood Texas had to cancel the bus he chartered, because only 8 people signed up for the 55 seat bus..

From AP

A caravan of a few vehicles, rather than a chartered bus, will take Brown County residents to a pro-Bush rally in Crawford on Saturday, Brown County Veterans Services Officer Billy Murphey said.

Murphey said Thursday that he had decided to cancel the bus because there weren't enough riders to help defray the $1,300 charter fee. Riders would have been asked to donate $25 each toward the cost.

Murphey, who is helping organize the trip, had made tentative plans to charter the 55-seat bus, but said Wednesday that only seven riders had signed up.

He said he anticipates about a dozen residents will make the trip Saturday in four or five vehicles. Travelers will meet the Brownwood Coliseum at 9 a.m. and leave from there, Murphey said.

The rally will be from 1 to 3 p.m. at the community center in Crawford, Murphey said.

As an anti-war demonstration near President Bush's ranch entered its final week, opposition continued growing Thursday as landowners blanketed their barbed-wire fences with signs reading "This is Bush Country!"

Permalink Categories: Crazy Evangelicals, Humor   English (US)

The Onion - Gets the Joke, the Punchline - Kansas!

Crazy Evangelicals

This is down right funny, I love the Onion.

KANSAS CITY, KS—As the debate over the teaching of evolution in public schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose Monday in this embattled Midwestern state. Scientists from the Evangelical Center For Faith-Based Reasoning are now asserting that the long-held "theory of gravity" is flawed, and they have responded to it with a new theory of Intelligent Falling.

"Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational force, but because a higher intelligence, 'God' if you will, is pushing them down," said Gabriel Burdett, who holds degrees in education, applied Scripture, and physics from Oral Roberts University.

Go and read the whole thing, but swollow your food first, or you will choke. http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4133&n=2

08/02/05

Karl Rove, Never heard of Him...

Humor

I love The Onion...

WASHINGTON, DC-The White House denied rumors of wrongdoing by anyone named Karl Rove Monday, saying the alleged deputy chief of staff does not exist.

"To my knowledge, no one by the name of Karl Rove works for this president, his staff, or for that matter, anyone on earth, since he is not a real person," White House press secretary Scott McClellan told reporters Monday.

Despite White House denials, allegations have surfaced in recent weeks that Karl Rove is the man who leaked covert CIA operative Valerie Plame's identity to the press. He is rumored to be President Bush's senior advisor, chief political strategist, architect of the president's 2000 and 2004 election victories, and the current deputy White House chief of staff, as well as a frequent guest on televised political talk shows.

"None of these allegations are supported by the facts," McClellan said. "The opponents of this administration have created a mythical figure in order to discredit the president. All they have done is divert attention from the important work at hand-the war in Iraq and the war on terror. In doing so, they have dishonored the sacrifices of our brave men and women in uniform."

"This time," he added, "the Democrats have gone too far."

Read this thing, it is funny as hell.

07/12/05

Pillow Talk and the Leak that Followed.

Traitors in the White House

* Warning Simi-Adult Content *

I want to go on record as saying how I think Karl Rove leaked the name of the CIA Agent, and therefore committed treason to the United States of America...

* In Karl Rove's bedroom, Karl, laying in bed, A man comes out of the bathroom, hurryingly getting Dressed *

KARL: Wow, you were great Jeff, I do not think I am going to be able to sit down for a week

JEFF: Well Karl, you little pig, I aim to please my clients. As long as you keep me in the press corps, I will keep your urges fulfilled.

KARL: I know the deal Jeff, you do not have to keep telling me. I want you to leak something to me.

JEFF: I did, you should see your ass from where I am standing.

KARL: Listen Silly, I mean I have something I want you to leak to the media.

JEFF: I can do that, who are we going to fuck over?

KARL: Jeff, I do not want you to leak this directly to the public, I want you to give the information to someone else, let them leak it.

JEFF: Come on Karl, let me leak it, I want to be a real reporter and this will help me to establish creditability where there is none.

KARL: No, this information could get us all in big trouble if the leak is traced back to me, and as for you, I could not stand seeing by hot bootie call in jail.

JEFF: I am anyone's Bootie call, $200 and hour, $1200 a weekend.

KARL: Anyway I want you to leak that Joe Wilson, that cute son of a bitch, his wife is a secret CIA operative, once the info gets out, her career will be ruined, and that will teach him to fuck with this White House.

JEFF: Wow, Karl, that is cold hearted, I like it. Who do you want me to leak this too?

KARL: Well I was thinking you should drop this to Robert Novak, you know him?

JEFF: Know him, I am expected at his house in 2 hours, that sicko wants me to pee on him before I do the same thing to him I did to you

This is speculation on part, I have no basis for this, just a lot of circumstantial evidence... It is at the most a Joke

06/07/05

USS Bill O'Reilly Sinks Before It Even Sails.

Humor

Bill is a shillThis post has nothing to be about anything really, it is just that I have a pure and unending dislike for the fake news man, Bill "Vibrator in my ass" O'Reilly.

Bill wanted to follow in the footsteps of other right-wing hacks like G. Gordon Liddy, and have his very own cruise. I guess it was going to be called the USS I'm a Lying Blowhard Who Thinks For More of Myself Than the Rest of the World. For those that do not know about this phenomenon, the right-wing hack, in this case Bill "Vibrator in my ass" O'Reilly, fleece their followers, making them pay far more for a cruise than it is worth so that they can wave at Bill in the dinning room, and hear an "Exclusive" lecture on how great he is.

This came from a great website Steet Jesus I hate Bill O'Reilly

Hello and thank you for your interest in the Thomas More Law Center Cruise with Bill O'Reilly. Unfortunately, the cruise did not have the participation that all parties anticipated. Although the guest appearance by Mr. O'Reilly and the other speakers have been canceled, the ship will still sail...

Ironically, the cruse was called "The Battle For American Values", and it made me wonder, should he really take our cue from Bill on family values? If I recall this guy was allegedly having phone with a producer of his show, he was allegedly using a vibrator in his ass at the time, and if I recall his wife was pregnant while this was going on. Family values Bill, you, really?

06/04/05

Permalink Categories: Media, Humor   English (US)

Rewriting History in the Internet Age.

Media

Let's face it the truth is Google is your friend. If you are smart enough to get to this blog, I am sure you have used Google to find something, anything.

Google is becoming the bane of politicians these days, because not only does it constantly capture, catalog, and sort the net for you. Well Google (And Yahoo for that matter) has spoken, and what does it say...

Google

While google is always changing, you are welcome to give it a try yourself, you can just click here, or go yourself...

Yes that is right, google has made the NUMBER ONE item on your search for the word "failure" is the Biography of President George W. Bush

Biography of President George W. Bush
Biography of the president from the official White House web site.
www.whitehouse.gov/president/gwbbio.html - 30k - Cached - Similar pages

05/25/05

Permalink Categories: Failed Presidency, Humor   English (US)

Cartoon of the Day

Humor

uspoliticstoday
See it from the maker here.

05/07/05

Permalink Categories: Failed Presidency, Humor, Tom DeLay   English (US)

Saturday Morning Humor

Humor

I love politcal Cartoons, they can say in a few lines what it takes me paged to express.

(c) United Media

04/07/05

Permalink Categories: Humor   English (US)

Support Evolution, Before it is Extinct

Humor

Support EvolutionI spend more time then I should poking around the net, this evening I was on the site Mark Maynard, and he has a post I thought was so funny.

I don't know how long he's had it up, but I just visited our friend Collin's site and noticed that he's taken my idea for a pro-evolution fish ribbon and run with it. It's pretty cool, and you can buy them at Café Press... And before anyone else asks, no, I'm not pissed that Collin did something with my idea. Since I haven't done anything with it over the past few months, I'm just glad that it (the idea) isn't dying. And, maybe this will motivate me to get off my ass and have my own made, like I've been threatening to do for the past few months... And, at the very least, maybe a few will get put on cars.

Now I just think that is funny, and cute as hell. I see an order in my future.

EDIT: I ordered 3 of them, I am going to stick them to a sheet magnet (You can get them at Office Depot) and cut it out. make it a real magnet.

02/27/05

Permalink Categories: Media, Humor   English (US)

Another Bush / Russia / Gannon Cartoon

Gannon

At least some part of the main stream media gets the story.

From the The Plain Dealer
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